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Season One's Best Quotes
By Brett Barnett · Last Updated JUNE 4TH, 2012

If nothing else, our fun first season was jam-packed with memorable one liners, so we've collected here a few of our favourites for you to take a trip down memory lane. With all the nastiness at the wedding, we could use something a little cheerier...

Be sure to comment below and tell us YOUR favourite Shadazzle quote from season one!

"I don't really know. I studied dog psychology."
Tess Collns

"Have you ever been making a cup of tea, and there's no teaspoon handy, and you think, bugger it! I'll use a dessert spoon!"
Fred Flagglebush

"That's what I thought! I thought, hey, I don't need this Google Map app anymore, and I deleted it and now I've got no 3G and I can't download it again, and I'M LOST!"
Tess Collins

"What are you doing?"
"Watching telly."
"This isn't TV, this is porn."
"Same thing."

Florence Smith & George Flagglebush

"Presenting... Mr and Mrs Frederick Charles Philip Flagglebush!"
Tess Collins

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