Kim pondering the current state of EastEnders.
This week on EastEnders, Phil Mitchell, armed with a baseball bat, embarked on a furious rampage through a packed 500-capacity nightclub and no one called the police or the media and no consequences came of any of it.
Kat warned Hayley to leave the square and stay away from Martin.
Billy and Woody fought it out for the bar manager job at E20.
The strange truth is, the exploits of Ted and the Taylors is probably the most enjoyable, engrossing stuff we're seeing on screen at the moment, and isn't that just the saddest state of affairs you've ever heard.